Catharsis
Stuff to make you think...
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station...
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. .:And I was thinking about how much of a dork I am:.
Why is that stupid Prosthetic Head chick so friggin' annoyingly stupid???
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me...they are cramming for their finals. Seems a good lead to follow : )
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are wesupposed to do...write to them? Why don't they just put
their pictures on thepostage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? THEY suck!
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Hey buddy. RACECAR spelled backward is RACECAR.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Clones are people too.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Can you yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded fire station?
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? (Josie sure as hell is!!!!)
To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question.... ...or
is it?
A closed mouth gathers no feet. Yeah buddy, and a closed ear, no dust.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do people drive in parkways and park in driveways?
Why do the doors of 24 hour stores have locks? .:To keep people like *memememememe* out!!!!:.
Why is Jack Handey so friggin' funny? Dude, he's hilarious!